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April 12, 2007

By Margot | April 12, 2007

SHED THOSE UNWANTED POUNDS!! LOSE UP TO SIX POUNDS IN ONE WEEK!!

No messy powders or terrible tasting pills! No exercise required! No difficult menu planning! It’s THE SCAN WEEK DIET.

You don’t need any expensive exercise machines or books for this diet. All that is required is that you have a child with cancer who needs to be scanned every three months or so. Your appetite will vanish! Your heart rate will stay elevated above 140 for at least the two hours during the scan and probably hours before and after – without doing any exercise. Sometimes you are so preoccupied that you forget to eat. If you see something new light up on the screen, you might even throw up.

Forget the South Beach and Atkins diet. Throw out that You On a Diet book. There is no diet available today as effective as: THE SCAN WEEK DIET

Side effects may include:

You forget to feed your children

You tend to run red lights (not recommended that you drive or operate heavy machinery on this diet)

This diet brought to you by Neuroblastoma

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The boys of Spring.

Andy icing his knee after a fall off his bike.

 

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